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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosal
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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming y
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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bell
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10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher o
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- Current Residence: Doncaster, England, UK
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: I dunno what sizes they are xD
- Print preference: Any, i suppose
- Interests: Books, reading, music, drama, theatre...and a whole load more crap
- Favourite movie: There's so many I love...maybe Romeo and Juliet
- Favourite band or musician: Taylor Swift/Kings of Leon/Kate Nash/Paramore
- Favourite genre of music: Pop, I suppose. I like loads tho.
- Favourite artist: Don't really know that many.
- Favourite poet or writer: I LOVE Edward Monkton's work (:
- Favourite photographer: Same as 'Favourite artist'
- Favourite style of art: I like quirky stuff, but I love those pencil sketches that just take your breath away
- Operating System: Windows XP (i that what it means?)
- MP3 player of choice: iPod (okay, I don't have one...yet :P) I use my phone atm
- Shell of choice: Any, lol
- Wallpaper of choice: Spotty!
- Skin of choice: Naturally tanned a bit :)
- Favourite game: Pacman or Snake xD
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2 (Y)
- Favourite cartoon character: Woody woodpecker or Stewie from Family Guy
- Personal Quote: There's so many I like
- Tools of the Trade: Anything I can find! Haha, mostly simply a pencil and my imagination!
- Email: busy.bee6363@hotmail.co.uk
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